Somebody gonna get raped.
I hate to be all celebrity gossipy, but seriously: what the shit, Rip Torn? This was one of the first things I read today when I got up, and I still can’t say for sure I’m not dreaming it. I don’t know what’s more disappointing: that he tried to rob a bank in the first place, or that he was unsuccessful.
He’s going to prison. Oh, yeah.
WTF? This is so bizarre.