I am a great lover of a well-made action movie. As a genre, I tend to set action films apart from the rest, because I strongly believe that the elements I use to judge them aren’t the same as those I use to test your average drama, comedy or even horror flick. Action films are all about the poetry of motion, and the particular, rare talent of moving a viewer without dialogue. The truly great action films propel that motion with a clever script, but the plot is rarely what the viewer remembers.
Growing up a kid in the Eighties, I loved Saturday morning cartoons. It was practically a weekly event in my household, and two of my absolute favorites were Transformers and G.I. Joe. The first Transformers movie ended up being the sort of nigh-perfect combination of action and nerdery I dream about, so you can imagine how excited I was for the recent release of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. The trailers had been vaguely dubious, but I was willing to chalk that up to iffy editing. Christopher Eccleston as a villain? Sign me up, please!
Being familiar with the oft-campy source material, I knew the thing wasn’t going to be Oscar-worthy, and walking into the theatre, I felt my expectations were more than reasonable. I wanted to be entertained, nothing more. I didn’t buy my ticket expecting high-brow, but rather simply to have fun. What I got was a movie whose potential was squandered on a director who seemed to not know quite what to do with it. [read more]